Return to Tallahassee
Oh that Alpha Couple
I asked Darnielle how they ended up in Florida.
“They ran out of land,” he told me.
All Joanie’s marital low points seem to be soundtracked by that cursed instrument.
Kevin Barnes is Tobias Fünke.
Your argument is invalid.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
i just blue myself
happy little tree
(Source: paulscheer, via badasswolf)
The Hold Steady
—How a Resurrection Really Feels
She crashed into the Easter Mass with her hair done up in broken glass.
She was limping left on broken heels.
When she said Father can I tell your congregation how a resurrection really feels?
-The Hold Steady
I don’t know that song but I can only hope it’s in the same caliber of Ignition (Remix).
toot toot beep beep
(Source: tmgtweets, via halvingthetimeofmylife)
hardcore, yo
submitting 50 pages i wrote on minor threat 5 yrs ago to an academic journal is a reasonable decision on a lame weekend night, right?
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
easy… KETCHUP!
MORE COFFEE
don’t even get me started on his stance of copyright law…
Dad: What is tumblr?
Me: a blogging platform thing most used for visual media/quotes/re-blogging
Dad: do you get paid for that?
Me: uh no
Dad: HA get out of here
